Lap Chun (Spring Equinox)

Dolby: "Master, what are you trying to do? Placing the eggs here and there."

Dolby: "Aiyoh, quick lah. Break the egg and let me eat it! I'm so hungry! One whole day eat one meal only."

Master: "Wait lah! Stupid egg. Why cannot stand?"

Master: "I think the chicks inside are still sleeping. Let me shake the stupid eggs and wake up the lazy chicks."

**shake, shake, shake……..samba shake here, samba shake there…….**

Master: “Taa Daa! The eggs are standing now! Dolby…..see, I told you. The eggs are standing.”

Dolby: "Master, you really think I'm stupid ah. Looks more like my hanging balls! What is that iPhone doing at the back of the eggs?!!!"

*** toiiink ***

Dolby's New Girlfriend

Hehehe....today my master brought back a new girlfriend for me to play-play with. Looks, she so cute right.

"Yo man, my name is Coco. What's yours?"

In Dolby's mind: "Yo, yo....she thinks she's rapper ah?!"

"Oh hello, my name is Dolby. Nice meeting you!", in a polite aristocrat manner.

"Hahahaa.....Dolby Surround ah? Hahahaaaa!!!!"

"Oooi! If my name is Dolby, your name should be Surround, dumb dumb!"

"Eh, what dumb dumb! You wanna fight ah?!"

"Come lah, dumb dumb. I'm so big size, you mini mini lamb!"

"Ggggggrrrrrr....... woof, woof!"

Coco thought: "Wah, if I fight like this, I cannot win. Hmmmm....must come out with some tricks. My beauty tricks."

(Sexy music playing background scene)

"Dolby, Dolby, you are so manly. You smell good too."

"Wah, I'm admiring your whole body. You look so muscular, so tough. Oh, I'm all over you."

Dolby melted like chocolate and he felt his whole body like jelly. He went gaga over Coco's words, and so he gave in to Coco.

Coco thought: “Hahaha…..stupid dog. He lose also didn’t realize.”

Dolby

Hi my name is Dolby. My master lah, name me Dolby. All my friends laughed at me called me Surround lah, 5.1 lah, Stereo lah and all sorts of audio names. But then, because I’m a Dobermann Pincher breed, that’s why they gave me the name Dolby for Dobermann.

I know I’m handsome. Everytime I go to the vet, that pretty vet doctor always remember my name, and every time she says I’m handsome and pat me and stroke me. Oooooo……syiok! Pretty girl touch me man…..So I pretended and acted cute, letting her to pat me more, hehehee…….